I got home early tonight to  watch Ken Shamrock fight a fat giant dude they call “Grizzly Bear”. The guy is like 6’8″ tall and looks like he’s pushing 400lbs…surely Shamrock can take this fight easily…I hope. Whoever this chick doing the post-fight interviews is though, she might could kick Shamrock’s ass. Homegirl has some cannons for arms. Her name is Jennifer Alcorn, and she’s evidently a boxer.

Right now, Tonya Evinger is in there talking to some chick she was supposed to fight, but they’re not fighting for some reason, and instead Tonya says they’re gonna do sexy poses. She also says something about her and the other chick at a hotel room later tonight.

From what I’m reading, I’m glad I missed most of the event, I’ve heard it sucked so far…worse than the YAMMA… and right now there has been nothing on the screen for 15 minutes except for the empty cage, and Papa Roach playing in the background. Bring back Tonya Evinger to do sexy poses,imo.

OK I left to go eat some chili, but I came back to find out Tank Abbott was about to fight some other fat guy named Mike Bourke. WTF? I thought this fight had been called off…anyway, Tank knocked him out in 26 seconds with a forearm club to the back of the head.

HERE COMES THE GRIZZLY BEAR CLIFTON! Man, this dude is fat…and tall. Now Ken Shamrock is entering the arena. Fight starts, the fat guy, Ross Clifton (who I think is the actor who plays Hurley on LOST) is chasing after Shamrock, Shamrock nails him with a right hand on the side of the chin, knocks Clifton down and takes side control. Ken Shamrock gets an armbar and Clifton taps out.

OMG I just saw the fat guy try to kiss Shamrock’s little girl? The girl looked absolutely horrified. Please tell me someone is able to make a .gif of that moment.

Damn. I was pulling for a rare Tank Abbott victory in this one. Seriously, the dude has only won 1 fight in the last decade, right? Oh well, I was still giving him a punchers chance, and at least he came out swinging. He looked frustrated after his first few punches didn’t do what he wanted them to do, then he started getting connected on. Tank went to the mat after a Kimbo Slice punch, but Tank kept hold of Kimbos ankle, so Kimbo started raining down punches to the back of Tanks head. The referee stopped the fight to warn Kimbo of the illegal punches. The fighters started back on their feet, but Tank took more punishment, and fell flat on his face. KIMBO SLICE, Knockout, Round 1.

The Ricco Rodriguez/Antonio Silva fight was good, although it went all 3 rounds to a split decision. I had Ricco winning rounds 1 and 3, and Silva winning round 2. However, the judges decided differently and the victory went to Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva.

w00t! Tank Abbott and Kimbo Slice are due to fight in about an hour or so, this should be entertaining whether it’s a good fight or not. I would like to see Tank Abbott KO Kimbo, but I really don’t see it happening. I figure Kimbo will score a takedown and submit or TKO Tank, or, Tank will gas out.

I’m also hoping to see Ricco “Rehab” Rodriguez win his match against Antonio Silva.

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