WAR Diaz!
Currently fighting are Joey Villasenor and some cat named Fukuda. These guys slugged it out during the first round, good fight so far, some decent kicks and knees mixed in. Round 2 coming up, Fukuda shoots and fails, Villasenor elbows him to the jaw, then a little head kick. Damn, Fukuda’s right eye looks trashed. Damn, Joey Villasenor is owning round 2, there’s another headkick, Fukuda clinches, lands a good uppercut, clinches a body lock on Joey Villasenor, lands some knees to the side, not hurting Villasenor too much but I’m sure they’re adding up. Referree Steve Mazagatti starts them back in the center of the cage. Villasenor might be getting tired, Fukuda has the best of the last few exchanges, 90 seconds left in round 2. Over now, I say Round 2 was pretty much even. Round 3, more good fight action, it’s a judges split decision, winner of the fight: Joey Villasenor. The audience boos Joey Villasenor, so Bill Goldberg says again “Let’s Hear It For Joey Villasenor” and the crowd boos even louder. Haha. Split decisions suck.
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Now we got a chick fight, Gina Carano vs. Tonya Evinger. Meh.. Gina is hot, but I’m not so into female MMA. Tonya Evinger says she used to beat up her brothers on the farm. Gina has excellent boobage, also Tony Evinger isn’t too bad looking herself. I’m not too sure what Maura Renallo and BilL Goldberg were talking about, but they mentioned poking these women with poles, and Mauro said he’d like to poke them with a 25 centimeter one.. WTF? Anyway, Evinger came out and shot on Carano quick and took her down, but now with 40 seconds left Carano has taken Tonya’s back and is looking for a rear naked choke, Tonya Evinger doesn’t seem to be doing anything except waiting for the round to end. 8 seconds left, IT’S OVER, Gina Carano wins by submission with just a few seconds left in Round 1. Mauro Renallo says “That fight lasted about as long as Lindsay Lohans rehab”. Haha, also, 25 centimeters = 9.8 inches, so what the hell was Mauro Renallo implying? Great stuff. That was a weird fight.
Hell yeah, next fight is Nick “Bonghit” Diaz vs. Mike Aina. LOL, Nick Diaz came out in a cloud of smoke during his entrance. Damn, even referee Steve Mazagatti looks stoned tonight. The first round was all stand-up, no ground work. Aina came out striking, but it was a close round, he hit Diaz with some shots, but Diaz never seemed hurt. Diaz delivered a few knees as well, but he seems like his usual calm self right now. He doesn’t seem to worried. Round 2 in process now. Diaz got knocked down but immediately rolled and almost got an arm, they’re back on their feet now, Diaz is cut open, damn Nick Diaz should take this dude down and submit him. Diaz just throws his usual soft pawing punches, uh oh Diaz has him mounted with 30 seconds left in the round, 10 second, round over. Here comes round 3. I dig the EliteXC dancing chicks in between rounds. Nick Diaz finally decided to take Aina down with about 1:30 left in round 3, where he pretty much owned him and spent the rest of the round going for a RNC. As the bell rand, Diaz got an armbar but the fight was already over. Diaz held it just a secon after the bell to show he could’ve had it. Damnit, another judges decision. Surely they will give it to Nick Diaz, he obviously would’ve had homeboy tapped out if the 3rd round was 5 seconds longer. Another split decision, Winner of the fight: NICK DIAZ
Can’t wait to hear the results of Nick Diaz’ piss test. Do they piss test in Hawaii?
Main event next, Robbie Lawler vs. Murillo “Ninja” Rua. Hopefully these guys will throw some concrete fists. I’d like to see Ruthless Robbie Lawler KO Ninja Rua. We’ll see. Lawler with the wrestling takedown, has side mount, back to their feet. Round 1 is over, I give it to Lawler. Round 2 was another stand-up round, Rua seems to be the mroe tired fighter, this is scheduled for 5 rounds though, so we’ll see who lasts longer. I give round 2 to Lawler also. Here comes round 3. Robbie Lawler totally owned round 3 before connecting with a left uppercut that rocked Ninja Rua, then a couple right hands sent Rua to the mat where Robbie Lawler elbowed him to sleep. Winner and new EliteXC Middleweight Champion: ROBBIE LAWLER.